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"Don't ever say anything you don't want played back to you someday." - John Gotti
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If you expect the cats to do the dishes you will always get disappointed.
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There is life outside of what you do for a living.
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Clean when it's still clean.
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Interview for jobs when you are not looking for a job.
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The "meow" in "homeowner" is not pronounced.
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If you don't know what to eat, get Thai food.
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Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.